There’s No “I” In Gym

You know what really grinds my gears?  When people don’t know and/or follow proper gym etiquitte.  Irritates me to no end.  I’m by no means one of those pretentious jerks at the gym who thinks he’s better than everyone else, but when I go, I expect a certain amount of reciprocation in respect from the [...]

I Love Blog, Blog Loves Me

These are just some of the things I’ve learned after a little over a year of blogging:
- Blogging can be a great stress reliever.  Many times I have used this as a forum to vent my frustrations about anything from smoking to bad drivers, and let me tell you, it works.  It’s like that old trick [...]

Simple Things Amuse The Simple Mind

Things that have been unusually funny to me as of late:
- Watching birds fly as hard as they can against the wind … only to go backwards, or in the very best case, remain in the same spot.   
-  The number of people who have busted out their shorts already, myself included.  It has crept [...]

Look Who’s Sexy Now

As I sat around on yet another lazy Monday, I asked myself: “Self, what should I write about today?”  Then, I punched myself in the throat for talking like that.  After I spit up what I imagine to be a life-threatening amount of blood, and I assured myself I’d never talk like that again, I [...]

Sundays Are For Football

I’m not gonna lie, there are going to be some people who don’t like what I am about to write.  It may even offend some people.  But I am not out to offend anyone, I am simply going to state my opinion about a somewhat controversial topic.
Let’s start from the beginning.  I was raised a [...]

I’d Be More Apathetic If I Weren’t So Lethargic

Lately, my internal schedule has been all out of whack.  I can’t explain it.  I think I’m still on Japan time … only I’ve never been to Japan, so you explain it to me.  Work has been going really well, but it’s outside of work that I just can’t seem to get adjusted to a [...]

Domination Station

It feels good.  Okay, “good” isn’t doing justice.  It feels great to see the Tar Heels win their second National Title in four years.  It feels great to see Roy Williams hoist a trophy with his own recruits, effectively silencing all the people who said he can’t recruit and he’s a major choke artist in [...]

My Two Favorite Ladies: April and May

For my money, life generally doesn’t get much better than it does in these two months.  Snow is melting, temperatures are rising, and people start emerging from their respective places of hibernation.  (Note: Absolutely none of that applies if you live in Grand Forks, North Dakota this year.  There’s still two feet of snow on [...]