Archive for March, 2009

Note To Self

March 30, 2009

Note to self: Working from 2:00 pm on Friday until 9:00 am on Saturday was a bad idea and should never be attempted again.
Note to self: The expiration date on a jar of peanut butter is something that should be taken very seriously.
Note to self: Putting on a tie and going to the bar is [...]

500 Years = 12 Years?

March 26, 2009

If a city has a record-setting flood that (a) forces 60,000 people to evacuate, (b) ruins everything in a  three mile radius, and (c) causes $3.5 billion in damage, then what would it take for that city’s citizens to feel safe again?  In this case, it was a $200 million flood wall surrounding the city [...]

Legen … Wait For It … Dary!

March 22, 2009

All times are approximate, and all events are , sadly, 100% true.
5:15 pm: I meet B-Weezy at Buffalo Wild Wings for some wings, beer, and sports.  Hey, that should be their slogan.  “Buffalo Wild Wings; wings, beer, sports!”
5:16 pm: That already is their slogan?  Okay, forget I said anything.
5:25 pm: One beer down and we’re [...]

You Know It’s March Madness When …

March 21, 2009

- You have the opportunity to watch roughly 20 hours of almost non-stop college basketball over the course of two days, and that thought excites you to no end.
- You wake up every morning, grab the USA Today, tear out the section devoted to the NCAA tournament, and leave the rest of the paper in [...]

Quick Hits Before The Weekend

March 20, 2009

In my mind, when a hotel boasts free wireless internet, shouldn’t its guests expect that internet to work?  I certainly did, but thanks to some strategic placement, I was unable to connect all week.  Apparently, and this is according to the front desk staff, there are a handful of rooms in my wing that just [...]

Good Morning, Angels

March 16, 2009

Yes, I am Charlie, and you are all my Angels.  I have a job for you, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves.  First, I have to get this out of the way …
Okay, so I know I’ve been sucky at blogging lately, but I’ve been busy so LAY OFF.
Whew, sorry I blew up there.  I’m [...]

1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare A Thumb War

March 11, 2009

It’s time for another episode of Thumbs Up – Thumbs Down.  I’ve had a few things on my mind lately that are either pissing me off or making my day.  Let’s explore, shall we?
Thumbs up to Pandora.  I know it’s a simple idea, but I really like the thought of a radio station that actually [...]

Hungry, Why Wait?

March 9, 2009

So I finally got back into town yesterday and you know what?  It’s true what they say; senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.  Wait, that’s not the life lesson I was thinking of.  Oh yeah, it was this one: no matter how nice it is to have [...]

Life On The Road

March 2, 2009

Whew, been a while.  I feel like I’m a little rusty at this whole blogging thing. But now here I am, coming to you live from a Holiday Inn Express in Minneapolis. (By the way, this will inevitably lead to me following up every decision I make with the phrase, “I did stay at a [...]