These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Okay, I know women aren’t things, but the title just came out and I decided to go with it.
After Tuesday’s man love fest of a post, I figure it’s in my best interest to even things out and restore the balance back to somewhat of a resemblance of heterosexuality on my part. So with that in mind, I could see no better time than now to give you my list of female crushes.
Now of course there are the mainstays, the Jessica Albas and Scarlett Johanssons of the world, but those are too obvious and basically a waste of time for me to type because most every straight man is on the same page. So instead, this will be a list of crushes I have on some ladies who are (for the most part) lesser known than the everyday A-list. So here are just a few, in no particular order.
Paula Creamer
Ohhh Paula. Don’t act like you don’t know that you’re hot. You know. Normally, when people talk about the hot chicks of professional golf, Natalie Gulbis gets brought up. I myself prefer Paula over Natalie. The 21 year old is not only fun to look at, she’s fun to watch on the course and even though she has just begun her young career, she is being touted as the best player on the ladies’ tour to not have won a Major yet. Good news for golf fans and perverts alike, Paula is going to be around for a long, long time.
Paula on the course
Paula on the town
Bianca Kajlich
Right now, you’re probably either saying, “Who?” or “Ahh yes.” Bianca is one of the stars of the hit CBS show The Rules of Engagement and has done a handful of B-movies over the past eight or nine years. Aside from the fact that she is completely gorgeous, Bianca has a natural beauty about her and she is one of those ladies who can probably look just as sexy in sweats as an evening gown.
Giada De Laurentiis
Alright, I’ll admit it, I watch The Food Network from time to time. I’m not ashamed of it, especially when one of the hosts looks like this. Some people get down on her for being too over the top and over excited sometimes, but that’s her job, so I don’t hold it against her. Instead of looking for the flaws, I take her for what she is: sexy, rich, a good cook, well traveled, somewhat famous, and if that weren’t enough … she’s Italian.
“What I really want in a man is a mid-20s, handsome, funny, Italian-American guy who will sleep in and golf everyday while I am shooting for my TV shows, eat my delicious cooking, and rock my world in the bedroom on command.”
Check, check, and check. Sounds like I’m her man. It’s a match made in heaven.
Erin Andrews
Among the laundry list of hot chicks employed by ESPN as sideline and field reporters, Erin is my absolute favorite and in my opinion, the best looking. We know she’s got the looks, but she also has a stellar job, and she knows and loves sports. Sounds like a win-win-win to me.
Shana Hiatt
America’s hottest poker babe, Shana has made a name for herself by hosting a few seasons of World Poker Tour and posing in a little magazine you may have heard of called Playboy. Noteworthy is the fact that Shana was once married to porn star Tommy Gunn, so that tells you what kind of girl she might be, which is nice.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Nicole Scherzinger
If you’re going to be the lead singer for the Pussycat Dolls, you gotta look good because basically all you’re ever going to be singing about is sex. For Nicole, this hasn’t posed a problem. Nicole, if you’re reading this, whenever you’re ready to settle down and get with a down to Earth kinda guy, I’ll have my phone on me. Gimme a ring.
Hayden Panettiere
Okay, so maybe I’m flirting with the cut line for jail bait, but in my defense, Hayden turns 19 next month, so according to the law, I am well within my rights to ogle her. She has been in show business since she was four years old, so it’s probably just a matter of time before she becomes a total head case, so you can either love her now while she’s still normal, or you can try to meet up with her in Vegas in six years, buy her nine double-Morgan cokes, and offer her $20 to take her top off and marry you, the choice is yours. I, personally, might just do both.
“Yeah, I know I’m smoking hot now, but just wait a few years when I get a DUI, throw a mocha frappuccino at the paparazzi, get checked into rehab, and go completely bonkers. Then it’s just a matter of time before I’m in Playboy and doing crappy horror movies in which I do full frontal nudity.”
Well, I know there’s a million more of these girls that I heart, and I could sit here all weekend and put them up, but unfortunately I have to go to work. Tomorrow I start packing and moving my crap out of my current apartment and into a truck, then I get to spend two lovely nights at my Mom’s house while my new apartment is readied.
I’m more than likely going to be super busy for the next few days, so cut me some slack if I don’t write again for a while.
In the mean time, feel free to share with me your favorite crushes.
One love,
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Tags: Bianca Kajlich, Erin Andrews, Giada De Laurentiis, Hayden Panettiere, Nicole Scherzinger, Paula Creamer, Shana Hiatt
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June 28, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Do yourself a favor and do a Google image on Minka Kelly.
June 30, 2008 at 8:48 AM
You might want to check out Holly Weber, I’m just saying.
June 30, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Erin Andrews is OUT OF CONTROL HOT.
June 30, 2008 at 4:25 PM
Bigsby: I know, I know. She dated my boy John Mayer for a while and WOW.
Kos: Mmmm hmmmm.
Jim: I have dreams about her, no lie.