Comments on: I Heart Men, Just Not In THAT Way

By: ThePowerOf10

ThePowerOf10 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:44:17 +0000

No Julie, that was me. I fucking LOVE your brother. How is he?

By: Julie B.

Julie B. — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:50:49 +0000

I’m pretty sure you told me at some that you had a man-crush on my brother. But I could just have you confused with a Buckalew.

By: Bigsby

Bigsby — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:32:02 +0000

Did you see Simmons’ post at Deadspin today? Fucking hilarious! I wish he was uncensored like he was back in the days of his old site.

http://deadspin.com/5019958/part-iv-featuring-americas-favorite-sports-fellabill-simmons

By: ThePowerOf10

ThePowerOf10 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:37:53 +0000

Haha, it’s funny you mention him Eric. Meanwhile, Waldo was perplexed that I didn’t include Chris Nelson. I guess I was just leaving Joe all for you.

By: E Baby

E Baby — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:23:37 +0000

Absolutely Bill Simmons, but I think I would go with Brad Pitt over Damon. At least you thought about him, so I’ll give you credit there. But really, where is Joe Ford on this list?

By: BeachBum

BeachBum — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:57:20 +0000

I’ll give you Simmons, Kanye (for the timeless ‘Bush hates black people’ rant and forcing Mike Myers to make a real life Dr Evil face alone!), and Damon for starring in six classic guy flicks (Good Will Hunting, The Departed, all Bourne movies, Rounders) and counting, as well having the balls to wear his Celtic gear to Game 5 in LA and getting under Phil Jackson’s skin.

However, I need to protest Diddy for the sole reason that he’s changed from one ridiculous nickname to the next and actually held press conferences about the new nicknames and issued press releases. If he were kidding, I could see it, but he’s totally serious about what people call him.

And isn’t Guy Fieri shilling for Applebee’s? That should exclude him automatically.

I was expecting to be on this list, by the way. What the fuck?

By: JK

JK — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:38:05 +0000

I gotta throw Paul Allen on my list. I mean he founded microsoft with Gates and all kinds of other money making machines so he is worth something like 15 billion or something, he owns the Seahawks and Portland Trailblazers which is pretty much the greatest thing I can think of(that would be like playing madden or nba live in real life which I don’t know about you but that is pretty much the best thing ever). I don’t even know what I would do with that much money maybe start my own country or something and not let anyone named bush anywhere near a political post or for that matter anywhere near oil, banks or any tall buildings he could try to take down.

By: ThePowerOf10

ThePowerOf10 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:13:01 +0000

French: I like Guy a lot too, as well as several others on the Food Network. His job rocks the docks until he weighs 360 pounds.

Bigsby: Good call on Branson. That man made himself everything and started with nothing.

By: Bigsby

Bigsby — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:01:31 +0000

I like Simmons too, but he needs to lay off Boston sports for a few months. It sucks that ESPN’s best writer is also a homer for the Boston teams that are dominating the big 3 sports right now.

I’d throw Richard Branson in there. He has so much money, his own island, airline, record label, and soon Virgin Galactic will start taking people to space. Fuck and Yes. I would date him for the perks.

By: French

French — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:40:10 +0000

Hands down, Simmons is tops on my list of man crushes. And I totally concur on Kanye and Damon.

On my list would be Guy Fieri from the Food Network. Not sure if you’re familiar, but he just might have the best job ever. Come on, going to random, kick ass diners and eating their best shit, day in and day out? That’s a fucking dream, man.