Comments on: Jesus Spoke To Me. He said “Buy the Alicia Keys album” http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/ A young man's ramblings about anything and everything Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:15:59 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: ThePowerOf10 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-103 ThePowerOf10 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:35:42 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-103 Jim, can I start calling you R. Kelly? Jim, can I start calling you R. Kelly?

]]> By: jim hammen http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-100 jim hammen Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:10:20 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-100 I peed on Dave Matthews once....it wasn't pretty. AKeys is HOT. I peed on Dave Matthews once….it wasn’t pretty. AKeys is HOT.

]]> By: ThePowerOf10 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-99 ThePowerOf10 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:32:40 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-99 Julie - I laughed my ass of and gagged a little bit at your comment. Thanks for reading! Julie – I laughed my ass of and gagged a little bit at your comment. Thanks for reading!

]]> By: ThePowerOf10 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-98 ThePowerOf10 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:30:12 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-98 But she was a virgin until her marriage to Nick Lachey, so maybe she still has some morals leftover ... but maybe not. Either way, I'd like to think of John Mayer as an impenetrable force that no disease can infect. He is superhuman. But she was a virgin until her marriage to Nick Lachey, so maybe she still has some morals leftover … but maybe not. Either way, I’d like to think of John Mayer as an impenetrable force that no disease can infect. He is superhuman.

]]> By: Julie B. http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-97 Julie B. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:37:48 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-97 I am amazed that you stil actually buy CDs! I didn't know that people still do that. You are the only person keeping the record companies alive! By the way, I live in NYC and have never been hit on by John Mayer. I have, however, seen Vanessa Carlton walking her dog in SoHo. Oh, and I know a girl who is a friends with a girl who slept with Dave Matthews. He likes to be peed on. True story. I am amazed that you stil actually buy CDs! I didn’t know that people still do that. You are the only person keeping the record companies alive!

By the way, I live in NYC and have never been hit on by John Mayer. I have, however, seen Vanessa Carlton walking her dog in SoHo. Oh, and I know a girl who is a friends with a girl who slept with Dave Matthews. He likes to be peed on. True story.

]]> By: BeachBum http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-96 BeachBum Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:25:21 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-96 In her defense, she also offered up the excuse that 'one of her goals in life is avoiding any sort of STD'. Hard to argue that logic, especially when the guy hitting on you was last involved with Jessica Simpson - who, in turn, was last involved with the guy from JackAss, Tony Romo, and spare extras from 'Employee of the Year'. In her defense, she also offered up the excuse that ‘one of her goals in life is avoiding any sort of STD’. Hard to argue that logic, especially when the guy hitting on you was last involved with Jessica Simpson – who, in turn, was last involved with the guy from JackAss, Tony Romo, and spare extras from ‘Employee of the Year’.

]]> By: ThePowerOf10 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-95 ThePowerOf10 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:00:32 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-95 Well Beach, then that officially makes Chris Brown the best looking male I've ever seen. Let's face it, all three of them can sing their asses off and I've never seen two of them in the same place at the same time. So I guess you're either onto something or you're on something. As for the John Mayer thing, don't forget he was also involved with Jennifer Love Hewitt for a while in addition to Simpson. So not only is this man my current musical idol, but he has pretty fair taste in women. Your friend certainly dropped the ball on that one. If John Mayer hit on me while I was playing pool I would be so happy. Well Beach, then that officially makes Chris Brown the best looking male I’ve ever seen. Let’s face it, all three of them can sing their asses off and I’ve never seen two of them in the same place at the same time. So I guess you’re either onto something or you’re on something.

As for the John Mayer thing, don’t forget he was also involved with Jennifer Love Hewitt for a while in addition to Simpson. So not only is this man my current musical idol, but he has pretty fair taste in women. Your friend certainly dropped the ball on that one. If John Mayer hit on me while I was playing pool I would be so happy.

]]> By: scrapa » Blog Archive » Jesus Spoke To Me. He said “Buy the Alicia Keys album” http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-90 scrapa » Blog Archive » Jesus Spoke To Me. He said “Buy the Alicia Keys album” Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:46:08 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-90 [...] Read the rest of this great post here [...] [...] Read the rest of this great post here [...]

]]> By: BeachBum http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-86 BeachBum Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:28:05 +0000 http://thepowerof10.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/jesus-spoke-to-me-he-said-buy-the-alicia-keys-album/#comment-86 I can't prove this, but I'm convinced Alicia Keys, Keyisha Cole and Chris Brown are all the same person. Also, I had a friend that lives in NYC get hit on by John Mayer while she was shooting pool. She claimed he was too 'girly' for her tastes. Considering he spent months nailing Jessica Simpson, I found this hilarious. Apparently her taste runs towards the Sasquash among us. I can’t prove this, but I’m convinced Alicia Keys, Keyisha Cole and Chris Brown are all the same person.

Also, I had a friend that lives in NYC get hit on by John Mayer while she was shooting pool. She claimed he was too ‘girly’ for her tastes. Considering he spent months nailing Jessica Simpson, I found this hilarious. Apparently her taste runs towards the Sasquash among us.

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